Tag: random musings
member name: Patty Mayonaise
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November 06, 2006 01:50 PM EST --
OK what, my friends, rhymes with RING?
Bling....your turn
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December 20, 2006 07:01 PM EST --
I was in the middle of a nap wiht the babies this afternoon, when I heard a knock at the door. Thinking it was one of the kids' friends, I ignored it. Then the dog started barking.
I listened, I wasnt . . .
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November 11, 2006 01:58 AM EST --
today on the nickelodeon network, there was a 24 hour marathon of the show spongebob squarepants. it ended about an hour ago and im still alive. did anyone elses kids have to watch this too?
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November 11, 2006 08:09 PM EST --
what would you do for a klondike bar?
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November 13, 2006 01:45 PM EST --
My hubby and I met in 1999. I know the exact day in June as well, as it was my first Friday working at Midtown Market. I was 18 years old at the time, and I had just been hired that . . .
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November 16, 2006 03:58 PM EST --
My younger brother and his girlfriend have been expecting their second child. They have been so excited to be having a girl. her name is to be Sophia Leialani, and they've decked everything out with . . .
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December 18, 2006 01:45 AM EST --
'Twas The (Politically Correct)
Night Before Christmas:
'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck...
How to live in a world that's politically correct?
His workers no longer . . .
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October 25, 2006 12:05 AM EDT --
Why I fired my secretary . . .
Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", . . .
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November 13, 2006 01:11 PM EST --
what is your favorite movie of all time????
mine? mommie dearest!
your turn:
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December 10, 2006 12:49 AM EST --
We've all experienced deja vu in our lives, but did you know there are many variants of deja Vu that you may have throughout your life?
Deja boo: The feeling that I've been frightened like . . .
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December 11, 2006 12:54 AM EST --
1. A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
2. An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted . . .
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December 18, 2006 01:37 AM EST --
Liquid Plummer
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.
Windex
Do not spray in eyes.
Toilet Plunger
Caution: Do not use near power lines.
Dremel Electric Rotary Tool
This product . . .
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February 15, 2007 11:20 AM EST --
I have two computers. And It seems that my new computer is working just a hair faster than my old one. Its really ticking me off. It could be the internet connection, of course. but i have DSL. I routinely . . .
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November 10, 2006 11:23 PM EST --
A 22-year-old man endured internal injuries after lighting a small firecracker he had in his rear end, paramedics said Thursday.
This happend on Sunday, when Britain celebrated Bonfire Night, traditionally . . .
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November 12, 2006 03:59 PM EST --
Tom Selleck, "Magnum P.I."
Hulk Hogan, "Hogan Knows Best"
Sacha Baron Cohen, "Da Ali G Show"
Jason Lee, "My Name Is Earl"
Morgan Spurlock, "30 Days"
Wilford . . .
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December 10, 2006 01:57 PM EST --
Southern Medical Terms
Benign......................... What you be, after you be eight.
Artery......................... The study of paintings.
Bacteria....................... Back door to cafeteria. . . .
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November 11, 2006 01:21 AM EST --
Every parent compares their babies with those of the same age. Almost as if it were in the 'code of conduct' for parenting. There, in an essence, is never a winner with this competitiveness. I . . .
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November 14, 2006 02:55 AM EST --
I used to be so independant. Even with my kids-I was volunteering, taking clesses, shopping. That was a year and a half ago. that was before we moved to the middle of no where,
I had an appointment today, . . .
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November 16, 2006 10:45 AM EST --
Michael Jackson performed at the World Music Awards, and is said to have had one of the most expensive concert riders ever. Jacko's set of demands cost WMA more than $470,000, according to the London . . .
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November 19, 2006 12:51 AM EST --
let's share what we ate for dinner this evening!
I made Lentil loaf ("meatloaf" made with lentils instead of meat)
mashed garlic and two cheese potatoes
buttered bread.
and what . . .
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